Answer: the Australians, New Zealanders and French, because they harvest richly from that field. The Scots and Welsh, because they are mostly dismal and fear that yet another team will emerge to beat them every year.
That we have been keeping our fingers crossed for Fiji to repeat this feat for nine tournaments in a row now (admittedly twice with success), tells us everything about World Rugby boss Bill Beaumont, his predecessors and their colleagues. Piss and vinegar and musty old club ties, the whole lot.
How about a Polynesian team?
Samoa and Tonga have 226,000 and 108,000 inhabitants respectively. With that, they won't get past the quarter-finals easily, but another thing I'm keeping fingers crossed for is a Polynesian team modelled on cricket's Windies. However, the assistant coach will have to be a good mediator because they care less for each other than Pretorians and Capetonians.
Georgia knocking on the door in vain
Georgia have huge forwards, great goalkickers and these days even three-quarters who will attract your attention. Given a proper chance, they will regularly trounce Italy, and every now and then Scotland and Wales, and that is of course why they should not expect a proper chance any time soon.
The club is full for now. New members are not allowed unless they have money: Japan's Brave Blossoms have gone as far as they can, and after years and millions America still can't play rugby because sports that require rhythm don't leave room for television commercials. Their soccer is, therefore, even worse.
American rugby will continue to hurt our eyes for the foreseeable future, but World Rugby will continue to try to get blood from that stone, while Fiji and Georgia's real promise is ignored.
Expect fireworks from the get-go
While everyone is complaining about the lopsided draw, in which the five most highly regarded teams find themselves in the same half, I believe that this time the tournament might just produce fireworks from the outset.
Tonight it's a slightly depleted France against a slightly punch-drunk New Zealand; the winners will finish at the top of Group A and the losers will be second. Unless Italy, Namibia or Uru… Okay, never mind.
Tomorrow it's Argentina against England, with the latter so dismal these days they're funny and fun to watch. The Pumas can no longer scrum for some reason, but against England in their current format it may not matter that much.
A grilling for the Scots
And the day after tomorrow is the day after tomorrow, when I'll mostly be hoping Fiji can show Wales a thing or two. But the Boks are going to trounce Scotland; I'm 100% sure of that. The chops will be grilling in the background; the poor ref's mother will be cursed; I'm going to scream with laughter when Eben Etzebeth hands off Richie Gray.
This is one of the best Springbok sides I have seen in action and there are really only three teams on earth that can properly test them, but my money says the jackpot for us; Scotland are not one of them.
Victory as sweet as honey, or...
So, yes, I'm 99% sure we're going to trounce the Scots, but that 1% is sometimes a bugger.
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